The inspiration for the list below came from this list. No humor is intended.
Note: All statistics are guess work.
We all know Misogynists are pretty commonly found in all parts of the world. Have you ever imagined another side to them, not an insecure one at that? Actually, Misogynists can be quite intelligent; they are capable of doing things that would make men/women go red in the face! Such is their obsession with women, women’s sex lives, women’s clothes, women’s bodies… ahh the list is endless.
Misogynists are psychologically
and physically different from men/women. They hide behind religion, gender stereotypes, patriarchy, custom, tradition, family values, honor etc. They may be obsessed with women’s age, weight, body shapes, skin tones, hymen, uterus etc but seeing women as humans is something Misogynists are not to known to do. On that note, we explore some funny, weird facts about Misogynists that are lesser-known.
Misogynists always carry their Sexism around: They see ‘women-folk’ as a different ‘species’ created to provide sex and be mothers, so they may feel awkward when women behave like people. And they really have no idea why women would object to being treated like mysterious aliens instead of ordinary humans.
Misogynists are obsessed with what women wear: They don’t just talk and write about what women wear, they try to enforce their choices too. Indian male and female misogynists seem to see the sari quite favorably. Misogynists in other parts of the world have different preferences, but irrespective of location, misogynists always find time to watch what women wear.
Misogynists may or may not bathe everyday, it doesn’t seem to change their misogyny: They may or may not profess cleanliness and hygiene. They may or may not rely on deodorants and perfumes to smell good, but 97% misogynists think women’s bodies are their business.
Misogynists may or may not eat a hell lot: But they are known to make rules about what, how, when and how much should women eat and drink. 67% percent misogynists think women should eat after their spouse has eaten, 58% percent believe that women should eat after the entire family has eaten.
89.6% misogynists feel if you know what one human female does/eat/like, you know them all.
Why Misogynists love TV serials/Soap operas so much: We know most of the Saas-bahu TV serials and David Dhawan kind of movies look so stupid but Misogynists love them/find them funny. It’s possible that they just want to feel that there are other people like themselves? Now you should know why a Balika Vadhu kind of shows are created and are so famous.
Misogynists are also known to love to talk about women and sex: 99% percent of Misogynists tend to be obsessed with the female anatomy (including hymen and uterus etc). Most misogynists find feminists annoying because hey feminists make women sound like humans!
Other interesting facts about misogynists.
Misogynists can be found in male and female gender.
88% of misogynists tend to use generalizations and stereotypes to express, propagate and defend their Misogyny.
Misogynists maybe insecure, illiterate or highly educated, they come in many colors, shapes and sizes.
93% of misogynists have grown up in rigid Patriarchal environment. Strangely 14% of misogynists come from seemingly liberal environment too.
94.8% of Misogynists don’t realise that respect is a mutual thing.
72.3% percent Misogynists believe they have a sense of humor.
Around 86% of Misogynists claim to know what women think and how they feel, specially when it comes to sex, chocolates, mirrors, bags, high heels, shopping, other women, diamonds and relationships.
78.6% misogynists don’t like women who disagree with them, 22% love to try and convince women why they are god’s gift to men and women.
Misogynists often support crimes against women, they also commit various crimes against women. And in the end explain that somehow the women themselves were responsible for the crimes.
87.2% misogynists believe women can spend a whole day before the mirror, 89.8% believe this is what provokes misogynists to commit sexual crimes.
80% misogynists claim women don’t need sex as often as men do. 86% percent misogynists feel sex is more about emotions for women.
When asked to choose between being born a man or a woman in their next life, 100% of Misogynists say they do not want to be reborn as women.
– If you know any other
funny facts about Misogynists please add to the list.